Monday, February 25, 2008

Tina Fey Has Been Promoted to Goddess

Tina Fey did an awesome bit on Saturday Night Live this week talking about Hillary Clinton.


Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch.

Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is.

And so am I and so is this one. (pointing to Amy Poehler)

POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.

FEY: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.

That's why catholic schools use nuns as teachers instead of priests.

Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you.

At the end of the school year you HATED those bitches

but you KNEW the capital of Vermont!

So COME ON Texas and Ohio

Get on board, it's not too late!...


On top of this, SNL did a skit poking fun at the media (especially CNN) for their Obama worship by having a debate in which the moderators are all "Obamaniacs" and ask him ridiculous questions like "Can I get you anything?" while at the same time not actually asking Hillary anything except to talk about what states she's lost to Obama. It went on a little long and got sort of annoying, but the general idea behind it was hilarious.

It was hard to find that online, by the way. NBC apparently had a hissy fit so it's not on YouTube anymore. So if that video suddenly stops working, it's probably for the same reason and I apologize in advance.

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