Creepy Abstinence Wear, Now At Low Prices

K-Mart is selling abstinence sweat pants.

Only to girls, of course. Because it doesn't matter how much screwing teenage boys are doing as long as we keep those delicate young ladies chaste and pure. So bring on the brainwashing sweatpants.

Next up, Wal-Mart sells "condoms cause cancer" thong panties. "The pill kills" camisoles? No?

Can I at least point out the irony that they chose sweatpants to promote abstinence, since they are pretty much the easiest and fasted kind of pants to remove?