What do college sports and sperm have in common?
Apparently watching the NCAA tournament is the perfect way to recover from a vasectomy. Because you can sit on the couch and apply frozen peas to your boy bits. Why peas? They squish around into all the nooks and crannies. OK, that last part actually makes sense. I've used peas and corn on injured toes and ankles for exactly that reason; they wrap around whatever hurts.
Do you think I could make this up?
Monday, March 10, 2008
On A Non Governor-Whore Note...
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