Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Creepy, Crazy, and Bad For Us All

According to the New York Daily News, in 2006 Tom Cruise spent a million dollars on gasoline alone. Because he loves fast cars. You know, 'cause he's so butch.

Maybe he's just practicing for his space ship. Why worry about this planet? We're all going to be taken aboard a ship and flown to whatever planet it is Xenu came from.

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