Here's a good editorial about Wii Fit.
It uses BMI (crap) to determine your goals and will give you weight-loss tips even if you enter "no change" in your weight loss preferences. Plus, once it measures your BMI (again, crap) it will change your Mii's body accordingly. And again, no matter what your enter as your goal, it will select a BMI (do I have to say it again? crap) goal for you. Apparently 22 is some sort of universal crap BMI magic number or something.
I wonder if it would give mine giant knockers. I mean, if it's trying to make your Mii's body more like yours...
Monday, June 30, 2008
I Hate Judgmental Video Games
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Profound Subject Matter body image, video games
Saturday, June 28, 2008
It Does Happen In Threes.
First, Tim Russert dies.
Then we lose George Carlin, one of the greatest comedians ever.
And now, we've lost the world's best and most adorable college mascot, Uga VI at age 9.
Rest in peace, badass puppy.
(I'll refrain from using terms like "the air-conditioned doghouse with a big bag of ice to lay on in the sky")
He was Georgia's "winningest" mascot.
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10:50 PM
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Friday, June 27, 2008
My Dog Is Cuter Than All Others.
Don't question the cuteness.
She likes to help me clean.
And Barney's all, "wtf, mate?"
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4:57 PM
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Express Yourself By Rendering Yourself Unable To Make Facial Expressions
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3:09 PM
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Alex Trebek Is STILL A D-Bag
So tonight the final category is the Heisman Trophy.
As soon as Alex revealed it, he said "and the ladies just went 'augggh!'" To which my insides went "augggh!"
Because women NEVER pay attention to sports.
Douche.
*EDIT* All three contestants got it right, including the two women (one of whom won). It was easy, name one of the two winners who share their last name with a U.S. President? Duh, all three of them said Reggie Bush. As did I. God, standing around making small talk at the end, I'd be like "So, you didn't think the girls would know sports, eh, douchebag Alex? Well, suck it."
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7:21 PM
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Profound Subject Matter celebrities, douchebaggery, television
R.I.P. George Carlin 1937-2008
George Carlin was one of my favorite comedians. He was incredibly offensive in a good way. He took topics that on the surface seem horrifying (see "Rape Can Be Funny") and talked about them in a way that was actually very insightful (in the rape one he actually takes on victim blaming for how stupid it is).
He talked about really important things, and took obvious pleasure in getting a rise out of people. But he was also hilarious. It's not easy to make people think and piss them off while at the same time making them laugh their asses off.
After the jump I've put up some clips of his routines, including his "Seven Words" bit.
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11:53 AM
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I Need To Do Some Shopping.
First off, I am going to pay tribute to George Carlin soon. But I want to actually take some time to write something about him, because he deserves more than a quick mention.
Anyhoo, via an ad on Feministing, I have discovered Dogs 4 Democrats. I now feel I need to buy things for Zelda. Like an Obama collar (maybe after the convention)? Or how about some poop bags with Bush and Cheney's faces one them? They say "Mission Accomplished," which is as full of crap as the bags will be. Probably more so if you have a small dog with small poop.
And for cat people, there is "DemoCats" merchandise as well.
I guess I need money.
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10:59 AM
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Profound Subject Matter animals, barack obama, politics
Monday, June 23, 2008
Alex Trebek Is A D-Bag
I'm a big geek and I pretty much watch Jeopardy! every day that I can be in front of my TV at 7 PM.
My least favorite part is where the contestants introduce themselves (I don't CARE what you do for a living - I just want the geeky trivia!). Today though, one of the contestants, a man named Sven, said that when he got married both he and his wife changed their last names.
Alex Trebek couldn't seem to wrap his head around that. He asked, "so Sven ---- [I didn't catch the last name] isn't your real name?" To which he was like, "It's my real name, just not my birth name."
(women change their names all the time when they get married, but never have to have that conversation. it's expected of us.)
I didn't catch if he said why he and his wife chose to do this, I was too busy thinking that he was a badass and that Trebek's reaction was incredibly stupid. Plus I was making dinner.
If I find a video of it later, I'll post it. But the episode just ended. He won, by the way.
*Edit*: Thanks to Google, it appears his "fake" last name is Sinclair.
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7:19 PM
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Because They Have To.
A good letter in today's New York Times. Abortion providers continue to do their jobs despite harassment and injury for the simple reason that women out there need their services. It was in response to an article last week about a Kansas grand jury being (ab)used politically to convict abortion provider Dr. George Tiller. Tiller has been subject to harassment and was even shot in both arms for providing abortions.
As I tend to do whenever violence or harassment against abortion providers is mentioned, I'm going to invoke Barnett Slepian. When you Google his name the first hit is Wikipedia, the second is from www.armyofgod.com and titled "Babykiller Barnett Slepian." You know, 11 years after his family watched him bleed to death on the kitchen floor. Cuz they're, you know, pro-life.
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1:39 PM
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Profound Subject Matter abortion, reproductive freedom
Sunday, June 22, 2008
I'm Back
And posting the only music video in recent history that has the potential to get me laid. haha.
It's also an obnoxiously catchy song that I might need in my iPod for 5K training.
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3:45 PM
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