That's Really Gonna Hurt On The Way Out

I apologize in advance for linking to Fox "News." But this was too good to pass up.

During an ultrasound, a mother to be saw the image of Jesus on the cross in her uterus.

There really isn't anything more to say to that.

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Killing People Is Only OK In The Name Of Jesus

Why am I not surprised.

Apparently, a soldier names Jeremy Hall is filing a suit against the Army saying he was harassed by his colleagues for being an atheist.

When he complained, the Army claimed it "couldn't protect him." So he filed a suit through the Military Religious Freedom Foundation.

So let me just get this straight for a moment. In the military it's OK to sexually harass or even assault women, keep gays in the closet and discharge wounded soldiers then lie about pre-existing conditions to get out of paying veterans' benefits and disabilities...

...but it's not alright to be an atheist. I guess as long as you rape female soldiers in the name of God, it's perfectly OK.

Blarg.

P.S. It also bothered me when I went to Normandy that the graves were either crosses or Stars of David. If you were Jewish you got a star. Anything else and you got a cross. Because obviously if you weren't Jewish you had to love Jesus. There are only two religions out there, after all.

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Creepy, Crazy, and Bad For Us All

According to the New York Daily News, in 2006 Tom Cruise spent a million dollars on gasoline alone. Because he loves fast cars. You know, 'cause he's so butch.

Maybe he's just practicing for his space ship. Why worry about this planet? We're all going to be taken aboard a ship and flown to whatever planet it is Xenu came from.

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