Quickie: A New Low In Lawsuits

...and that's saying something.

A man who ran over and killed a Miniature Pinscher is suing the dog's family to repair his 97 Honda Civic.

Never mind the fact that he killed their dog. Their grief isn't nearly as important as fixing his 11-year-old car.

If someone hit my Min Pin they wouldn't be suing me for damages. Why? They'd be dead. Or at the very least, they'd be too busy contemplating the fact that I just handed them their own reproductive tract in a baggie.